nightelfs

ill probably never have a “healthy” relationship because i think girls are EVIL mostly but I love them and I love taking care of them but they also get really annoying (i admit to it) and i wanna throw them across the room but i wanna have sex with them and all ya know
but with boys they’re funny and nice (except when they ruin your life) (which happens a lot) and they can kiss me and all but you’ll never get it in I can guarantee it